Soft Pedalin'

Transcript

Casey: That guy better be careful there. If the' "bull" think he c'n run that machine with his feet-he'll be puttin' another machine for him t' run with his hands.

Mac: No, I think th' bull o' the woods is wondering if it wouldn't be just as east t' get up completely. As t' raise a hoof, like that so high.

Explanation

The key to understandings this comic is that a "t" can mean either "to" or "it." Fill in the blanks Mad Libs style from there.

Brandon has found the easiest way to do his light mill work is laying down. Thus extending his naps beyond break time. This reveals a few truths to other mill workers. Casey believes that running more then one machine is not only for CNC anymore. Mac's eye sight and brina are finally giving out, making him think brandon his a horse.

Also Brandon needs much longer pants.

O.S.H.A. Notes

oh gosh...

The Take Off

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Dennis: Hey - that job is too big for that machine! Never overload a machine like that!

Danny: Well - I- yi- gulp- I assure you this was unintentional. Them's my clothes.

RB: What's comin' off here?

Chad: Oh, its all off now.

Explanation

Danny, being the over-sized stick that he is, let his lose fitting clothes into his lathe while using a live center. Dennis being the helpful lead man that he, is informing Danny that he overload the machine. Danny then tries to explain himself and why he is sitting naked in the shop.

Meanwhile, from the mill department, Chad makes the first useful thing all day... a joke.

O.S.H.A. Notes

Danny's lathe has no guard on it what-so-ever
No one is wearing safety goggles
Pipe is laying on the floor
Lose chips on the floor
and, of course,
Danny is naked